14 December 2006

Oprah vs Teo

Mai nou ma uit la Euforia Lifestyle. In general pe la 11 ajung acasa si imi pun ceva de papa dupa care ma instalez la tv sa mananc. Mai nou intre Discovery si National Geographic aleg Euforia si ma uit la Oprah. Stau ca Peggy Bundy, mananc (nu bomboane) si belesc ochii la doamna.

Oprah asta e un fel de Teo a lor doar ca are mai multa experienta in tv si un stil mai puternic. Ma tot uit si zic bai nene, asa ar trebui sa faca si Teo. Sa va zic si voua (e o afirmatie, nu o intrebare) de ce mi se pare mai tare Oprah.

Oprah, ca si Teo, a fost grasa. Dar a slabit. Muuult. Mai mult decat Teo. Oprah a slabit astfel incat dintr-un candidat la bypass gastric a ajuns o persoana cu o silueta absolut normala. Teo s-a oprit acum vreun an sau cam asa din slabit; nu s-a ingrasat, dar nu a mai slabit. Poate cand apare pe sticla la noua televiziune o sa fie si mai slaba. Deci 1-0 Oprah.

Oprah are un stil vestimentar puternic. Oprah se imbraca cu tot ce ii trece prin cap si ii sta bine. Daca nu ii sta bine, nu o sa vezi pe ea. Oprah sta ca o vedeta pe scaun. Teo in continuare se imbraca cu lucruri care nu ii fac un mare bine. Daca as spune ca Teo are un stil al ei, as spune ca stilul ei este putzin etno. Foarte bine, cool. Doar ca daca nu poarta o bluza nationzala, atunci nu stiu cum face de arata .... like... nu stiu... nu ca o vedeta de prima mana. 2-0 Oprah.

Oprah e constienta de valoarea ei. Indiferent de cine este invitat la ea, de la Morgan Freeman pana la Penelope Cruz sau o vanzatoare de tutun de la shop, toti invitatii au parte de acelasi tratament. Teo este simpatica si dragutza, dar daca are un invitat care o emotioneaza f tare atunci este extranice si se fastaceste. 3-0 Oprah.

Oprah nu face misto de ea insasi. Teo face. De ce o mai face misto de ea insasi, nu stiu? E o shmekera, are emisiune (avea) de un amar de ani, castiga o carutza de bani, e cea mai tare din parcare. Nu tre sa mai faci misto de tine insati ca sa nu le dai celorlalti ocazia de a face asta. (Oprah nu marcheaza aici pentru ca a marcat la paragraful de mai sus, si cam aceeasi duda).

Oprah are un stil la par, Teo mai are de invatzat/evoluat la ac. categorie.

Teo are un bebe. Deci a facut-o pe Oprah la faza asta.

Cam atat.
Sa nu intzelegeti ca nu imi place Teo. Imi place f mult. Cand aveam timp, ma uitam la emisiunea ei cu regularitate. Doar ca Oprah e mai buna. Ma rog. Pana la urma e o aberatie. E ca si cum ai intreba: cine e mai bucata, Angelina sau Nicole?

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